Laugh, I nearly wet my self, well not strictly true, but it was funny.
Phone rings, I answer,
" Hello Mr Pullen, this is Ian from BT, I hope you are feeling fine"
Yes thank you.
"Just to let you know Mr Pullen all our call's are recorded for your convenience"
Ok
" As you are a loyal BT customer Mr Pullen,
you have been selected to recieve our award winning broadband at a massivley reduced rate, How does that sound Mr Pullen."
How much??
"Only £12.97 a month for a year"
I am paying less than that
"Oh, how much????"
£12.87 a month from Orange, and that is perminant
"So you will not be wanting our award winning broadband then Mr Pullen"
No thank you, good day
Chris