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| #12  22-Feb-2004, 20:33 | |||
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| OMG hijacked by the fuzz KB, you told me handcuffs were a play thing!! Gettin out of fuzz cars needs a careful approach, cover head wiff a bag or newspaper.........be seen not to be seen......if seen, then you gotta be a celeb......... Well, I guess you failed on all counts.:P:P Ok so I turn up wiff sticky tyres in boot, Ive got sticky tyre, not those wiff 3 inches either side that arent used Tyres is for bends, not straight lines Cadwell is a race track, not a CBT learner centre Mallory is great for Gerrards, Gerrard is not a poof hairdresser you know for puttin more red in the hair  We dont suffer from PMT and again SLIPPERS is wot make changing down wiffout locking up the rear wheel easier, and they is RED from STM so there !  btw Andy, did she "beg a ride" just to be seen in a shiny car wiff bloooo (its the only colour, now) lights on it mort   |
| #13 01-Mar-2004, 19:55 | |||
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| so the saga continues I woz on the bike Saturday KB, where were you? My shiny blooo thingy vs the matt matrix likkle thingy, all tucked up neatly at Nelly's.. just coz there were a likkle snow on the ground never stopped us hardy riders you know! Matrix woz last year Lord of the blooo rings is this year a few stickers dont mean you is fast slippers aint pink Cadwell is not fer likkle girlies Mallory is a race track, not a shade of lipstick Camping is staying overnight in a tent, not wot you do wiff your right hand (well maybe I should rephrase that one!!!) Trailer is for moving race bikes, not wot you go to the flicks (are they stilled called that??) for. Bonding is wot you do to a broke fairing, not wot namby pamby teachers do in a group hug Oh how I lurve this unfortunately a sober (not fer long) mort bestest mort |
| #15 01-Mar-2004, 20:10 | ||||
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| "Camping is staying overnight in a tent, not wot you do wiff your right hand (well maybe I should rephrase that one!!!) " Oh! dear Mort!...Things getting that bad at home? OK! Hers some tips for you... LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR OLDER PERSONS - Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner. - Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes... in case you doze off in the middle. - Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF ! - Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin... just in case! - Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end.  :P:P[Edited on 1-3-2004 by kwikbitch] |
| #16 01-Mar-2004, 20:17 | |||
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| 4D She's still trying to think up an (any) answer, but may take awhile. You know women brain speed, about an 8086 vs our pentiums!!!! Detox is wot I do each night when I get home Too much blood in alchohol stream, so have to replace it wiff some 13% sauvignon blanc. Its starting to werk, just about now......... Oh how i just lurve this part, another quick gulp of the wine and will be ready in all pride and glory.......if u get the drift? rgds a second glas down neck, and anuvver bokkle at least to go ps woz it fergin cold out on the bike last weekend, but KB wouldnt know. Hers woz all wrapped in pink fluffy blankets at Nelly's, just coz it woz a likkle damp and white outside ............. mort |
| #19 02-Mar-2004, 20:15 | |||
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| Oy..I say KB bit below the belt with arthritis aint it Just coz I got to manually bend me knees to get me leg over!! the bike, that is I seem to remember sex, its wot I did 20 yrs ago Camping, is wot gays do, hence limp wristed right hand, but I guessed that that one went right over pretty likkle (red) head  I told u b4 that zimmer is a mountain in......oh deja vu P...y strips is what you got on the side of your tyres, not wot you need a gillette mk 3 for Why turn the lights off if youve got two paper bags, I ask meself?......... One fer her head and one fer mine, just in case hers breaks........ Why set the alarm fer two mins, I ask meself?........ when we need as long as we need and finally I have a tattoo on my member (so to speak) One young lady once asked "Why does it say Miss on your d..k" I answered, "Thats not Miss . . . . . .its Mississippi so there Let the battle really commence still, Lurve you to bits, Bloooo mort (its this years black) |
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