Nah...call it Bognor. I went there once and the people looked like the biggest tits I've ever seen.
All along the seafront it seemed to be stuffed full of hugely fat people in string vests and full 'body suit' tattoos. They were all dripping in sovereign rings and chunky gold bits. They had a remarkable ability to dangle a roll up off their bottom lip at the same time as being able to stuff vast quantities of chips into their mouths. The said chips were then displayed to the world in a half chewed state as they ate open mouthed in slack jawed abandon.
And that was just the women....
BTW Bluebell. Dang is good...Dangly is bad
[Edited on 4-3-2004 by Jools]