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[Nigel C]

turncoat me !! nah just got it emailed to me today and i thought it fitted in with the thread :P

[Monty]

And not only that-it was bloody funny as well!!

John

[kwikbitch]

tee, hee, hee!

[BlueBell]

Where on my bike is my hair brush carrier?

[guest1]

Originally posted by BlueBell
Where on my bike is my hair brush carrier?

A What?!?!?!?!?!Hair Brush????

[Glyn]

women on bikes never i dont belive it
they must be lesbo's

oh god i don't belive i said that
mort is it alright if i go and get your coat

i do appoligise for this as i've had a few glasses of a rather nice shiras.

please don't hurt me.

[kwikbitch]

Originally posted by glyn norford
women on bikes never i dont belive it
they must be lesbo's

oh god i don't belive i said that
mort is it alright if i go and get your coat

i do appoligise for this as i've had a few glasses of a rather nice shiras.

please don't hurt me.

You best be careful Mr Norford,
there's nothing a short, sharp kick in the "termi's" wont sort out!!!!!:P

[Glyn]

oh so its Mr now is it, well in that case miss ..........er sorry don't know your name did type b.i.t.c.h bet then thought better of it. not that i think you are or any thing its just the second part of your name.oh dear im just making things worse now.
start again Glyn
oh so it's Mr is it well in that case Miss teach, i'll have you know i hav'nt even got any termi's
so there let that be a lesson to ya
i don't think that came out quite right i'm going to go now

[paulmort]

KB, what have YOU started here
Hairbrishes indeed
You got less than me!!
at least mines a natural grey, rather than the RED that you got
I keep tellin' you woman, BLOOO is the way to be
Bloooo rinses for free for all our ladeee members, I got a can of metallic bloooo left over

remember the old adage

Ive have found the perfect woman
I could wish for no more
She's deaf and dumb
And owns a liquor store

ho hum........

And bl**dy hell, summwun remembers Alice Cooper, showing yer age Queen G-P??

I fort you were a ruffy tuffy scuba diver doin advanced sumfink or other, how you apply mascara at 30 metres then, waterproof is it????

LOL

Dear Frustrated from Felixstowe
Say YES, never have headaches
Period is what the americans call a full stop (which is what you need to do many times when riding)
Mr is a sign of respect to us male members!!! ok it sounds pretty tacky, but we know wot it means
Termi is the end of the line, or real zorsts
Gill
a bloke is the person in the household wot earns the dosh to keep you lot in mascara

from the desk of
Uncle Mort's help column

[Nigel C]

Uncle Mort you've answered the question of what to call your bike in your own post there


"Blue rinse"