Ducati Sporting Club UK > Model Specific - Discussion, Technical Problems and Help > 998 / 996 / 916 / 748 > Bike "fallen" over

Originally posted by Redruth
Try to be a bit more selective in your choice of girlfried in future. Top priority when vetting, complete devotion to your motor bike (rather than the things you probably look for first in a woman. Big tits ARE NOT the be all and end all, OK?) :

Redruth...............you're right of course ......... careful selection is very important. My ideal has always been..........

Blonde, 6', nymphomaniac, brewery heiress with an avid interest in all things Italian motorcyclia, oh and she MUST have big tits

I've been lucky as 5 out of 6 can't be bad

Redruth................I take it you're of the female whotsit, you know, gender. :P