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Old 17-Nov-2006, 09:26
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An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like".

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Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.

Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.

The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the bagpipes and Scotsman asks, "what's wrong, can ye no play it"? The octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonnaf*** her brains out once I get her pyjamas off"
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Old 17-Nov-2006, 09:31
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Old 17-Nov-2006, 09:34
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Old 17-Nov-2006, 10:18
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haha I've heard that one before but still think it's brilliant
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Old 17-Nov-2006, 10:24
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would like to take the credit but its one of Poledancers
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would like to take the credit but its one of Poledancers
When are you gonna set her up on this forum?? With jokes like that, she's perfect to be on here
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Old 17-Nov-2006, 10:28
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When are you gonna set her up on this forum?? With jokes like that, she's perfect to be on here



she is a big girl, she can do it herself, in her own time, when shes ready.........wont happen till Sunday at the earliest for sure
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she is a big girl, she can do it herself, ready.........wont happen till Sunday at
I'm a big growed up gal too but i have too many senior moments so Doogalman (I have to admit), helped me He's just Sooooooooooooo helpful
But I hasten to add, I have (all by myself) joined another forum for another brand of bike toooooo
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Old 17-Nov-2006, 12:04
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would like to take the credit but its one of Poledancers
The octopus or the bagpipes?????
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