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[Jools]

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Dubya Bush, the Clintons invited him to look around the White House before he moved in. After drinking several coffees, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a fancy solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George Dubya told his wife, Laura, "Just think " he said, "when I am president, I could have a golden urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-induligible!"

A few weeks later after George and Laura Bush had moved in, Laura invited Hillary round for tea, during which she told Hillary that Dubya was really disappointed that the golden urinal had been removed from the Presidents private bathroom.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Bill said to Hillary, "well, did you have an interesting day with Laura?". "Not really" said Hillary "but I found out who ****ed in your saxophone".

[marko]

***e **e J**ls

[marko]

I've tried to reply four times I Bloody well give up, this message board is PANTS

[Redruth]

I think now is a busy time. I just tried to log on and reply and couldn't. It is frustrating. I'm more concerned about how this looks to people looking at joining the DSC.

Jools, quite funny but not really up to your usual standards.

[Lee]

[Redruth]

Lee, didn't see whether you responded to the question by Dseered and someone else, can't remember who, whether you took the photo of the pontoon that emulates your Avatar?

Sorry to highjack your thread Jools but I am reluctant to try to access another thread in case I get booted out again. x

[marko]

Well I think it was a good joke jools, made me giggle.not like watching England at the mo, mine theres more chance of england getting a Goal than staying logged on the message board????????

[KeefyB]

Aye,getting bored with the board myself.

[Redruth]

Originally Posted by marko

Well I think it was a good joke jools, made me giggle.not like watching England at the mo, mine theres more chance of england getting a Goal than staying logged on the message board????????

It is funny, Jools, I'm just suffering from a temporary sense of humour by pass on account of studying family law all day for exams next week.

Or it might be yet another side effect of the new medication.

I hope not.

[KeefyB]

Good luck with the exams Ruth.
Fingers crossed for ya.