Joke about evil women >A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. >Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are >hurt. >After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; >that's >interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing >left, >but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should >meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." >Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This >must >be a sign from God!" >The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is >completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God >wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." >Then she hands the bottle to the man who nods his head in agreement, opens >it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. >The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it >back to the man. >The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" >The woman replies. "No, I think I'll just wait for the police." > >Moral of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them! |