Not wishing to p!ss on TP's parade who's rightfully delighted to have landed a new contract today, however, I'd like to welcome you to my vitual bar in order to celebrate an event I've spent the last few years engineering - my redundancy
After 33 years with said organisation I leave waving goodbye - won't be using all my fingers - and will be also retiring to live in warmer climes. I thank yooooou