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Old 03-Mar-2004, 09:50
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I don't normally post jokes but thought this was quite amusing!

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!



{A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
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Old 03-Mar-2004, 12:52
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Old 03-Mar-2004, 14:19
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There's a pair not a million miles away from me each night which are 34FF..........and they're DEFINITELY not fake!!


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Old 03-Mar-2004, 14:22
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...and used to have a work colleague known as Juggernaut Juggs, also from her bra size.......but she had back trouble and left!!
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Old 03-Mar-2004, 14:22
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Boasting again eh Paul?-and I thought that you were going to get them reduced........

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Old 03-Mar-2004, 14:24
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au contraire, I have named one of them Regis and just need a name for the left one......
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Old 03-Mar-2004, 16:03
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au contraire, I have named one of them Regis and just need a name for the left one......


How about Lyme.....
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Old 03-Mar-2004, 16:22
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I don't normally post jokes but thought this was quite amusing!

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!



{A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Is 'Dang' a good thing or bad thing?
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Old 03-Mar-2004, 16:44
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sorry i cant get to grips (so to speak) with the sizes. can some of the female members post a pictorial guide to help me out.
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Old 03-Mar-2004, 20:25
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There's a pair not a million miles away from me each night which are 34FF..........and they're DEFINITELY not fake!!

aren't they the pillows on your bed mate
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