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Old 06-Dec-2004, 19:23
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When you\'re bored, and no-one\'s looking...
....hate to admit it, but I've been sitting at my desk spanking the monkey all afternoon

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.shtml

it's all in the wrist action!
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Old 06-Dec-2004, 19:26
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I probably shouldn't have looked at that - but Nick, I just couldn't believe YOU'd posted something so outrageous, so I had to check it out.

I don't appear to have the wrist action, b.t.w.
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Old 06-Dec-2004, 19:34
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294m.p.h.!!!

As a tip go for the face - much higher speeds achieved.



[Edited on 6-12-2004 by fatduke11111]
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Old 06-Dec-2004, 19:37
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395 mph
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Old 06-Dec-2004, 19:38
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that's pretty impressive... my best spank was 296mph
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Old 06-Dec-2004, 19:44
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ES - 'you on drugs, or are you taking a run-up at it?!?!?!

395 excellent score...
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Old 06-Dec-2004, 19:45
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Go to Control Panel, maximise the cursor speed of your mouse and then give it a go !

Alternatively use a touch-pad mouse on a laptop...... 404 mph so far.

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Old 06-Dec-2004, 19:48
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Hrmmm my touchpad mouse isn't working that well ...

I've tried the little mouse nib thingy in the middle of keyboard as well - useless.
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Old 06-Dec-2004, 19:51
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Got up to 323, but think I may have broken something...
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Old 06-Dec-2004, 20:36
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Too much practice......................I just spanked me monkey at 497mph
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