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domski 31-Oct-2005 21:42

Bugger me - I won!!!!
 
Well who'd have thought :o

I actually won something this season (apart from the hearts of many)

Yep that's right, 'Dented Tank Award' - The award for the most spectacular (idiot) crash of the season.

This was of course, the hardest fought catergory in Desmo Due this season, with entries coming from...

Nick Boustead,
Phil Huntley,
Duncan More,
Kev Ellis (twice - oops!),
Mike Atack (sorry),
Antony Espindola (twice),
Paul Payne,
Chris Butcher,
TP (twice),
Dave Reilly (twice),
Clint De Tarnowsky (twice),
Ali Bisson (at least 7 times? tee hee),
Antoine Josserand,
Timothy Howard (just the once),
Ian Leah,
Chris Wood,
Glyn Hinsley,
Mike Dawson,
Lin Jones,
and last but not least Andy Roberts!!!

What a list eh?!?!?!?!

I'd like to thank everyone who made this possible, including Chris 'Squirilly off the line' Butcher - not for crafting the award, but for his own entry - taking out Tony 'I'd rather be lying in the beach at Brands' Perrin, on the start line at Cadwell. Without these truely great guys and of course the infamous Antony 'Don't come near me or you'll fall off' Espindola, I wouldn't have had the opportunity to torpedo Mike Atack in such an acrobatic fashion. I'd also like to thank Paul 'The Donington Cannonball' Payne for donating a piece of history (flatest tank in race history!) to create the award.

I think that deep down, we're all winners (losers) in a our own special way.

Dickie has the video evidence somewhere - get it online Dickster ;)

Thanks again everyone - well done, you've all excelled in crashing :D

Have a safe 2006 - Hopefully there won't be a winner of this award next season ;)

[Edited on 31-10-2005 by domski]

kye 31-Oct-2005 21:47

hehe, don't count on winning that next year, ask Glyn about how often I crash on the road, let alone when I'm trying! :P

ericthered40 31-Oct-2005 21:53

crashing :D

Have a safe 2006 - Hopefully there won't be a winner of this award next season ;)

[Edited on 31-10-2005 by domski] [/quote]


You not riding next year then? :D

skidlids 31-Oct-2005 21:54

How come I didn't get a entry on to that crashers list then, and if it didn't happen can I have some more points instead of my two DNFs at Cadwell Woodlands :P

AK 31-Oct-2005 21:56

Well done Dom - and you werent even there to collect it!!
(its like you qualifying at Cadwell on the Sat in the SOT - from your car on the M5:lol: )

Have you got to get it a 'plaque' with your name on, and represent it next year? - cos our son-in-law Paul could be a strong contender for it on the 583 Snotmobile:lol::lol:

C:roll:

domski 31-Oct-2005 22:01

Quote:

Originally posted by skidlids
How come I didn't get a entry on to that crashers list then, and if it didn't happen can I have some more points instead of my two DNFs at Cadwell Woodlands :P

Ooh yeah you did fall off properly at least once - sorry!!

I did put you down to start and thought "Nah, he didn't actually fall on his bum" - but you did!!!!

I'll edit it ;)

domski 31-Oct-2005 22:04

Quote:

Originally posted by CK and AK
Well done Dom - and you werent even there to collect it!!

Yeah, like all the 'greats' - I'm just too famous, and I was filming in Hollywood or something :cool:

Quote:

(its like you qualifying at Cadwell on the Sat in the SOT - from your car on the M5:lol: )

I know - How clever am I!!!! :lol:

Quote:

Have you got to get it a 'plaque' with your name on, and represent it next year? - cos our son-in-law Paul could be a strong contender for it on the 583 Snotmobile:lol::lol:

C:roll:

I fink I have ;)

It'll be a pleasure to hand it over next season (covering my face)

:D

antonye 31-Oct-2005 22:08

I demand a recount! He's bound to have cheated.... :lol:

Rattler 31-Oct-2005 22:11

I'm almost dissapointed that my Donnington triple salco (with tuck) didn't get a mention in the list!!!! ;)

domski 31-Oct-2005 22:12

Quote:

Originally posted by antonye
I demand a recount! He's bound to have cheated.... :lol:

I didn't even fall off the bike!! :lol:

domski 31-Oct-2005 22:14

Quote:

Originally posted by Rattler
I'm almost dissapointed that my Donnington triple salco (with tuck) didn't get a mention in the list!!!! ;)

Feck, sorry!

I looked through all the results sheets, but my memory of un-timed practice tomfoolery isn't as sharp as I thought.

Edit it now for you M'Lud :P

ericthered40 31-Oct-2005 22:16

Quote:

Originally posted by antonye
I demand a recount! He's bound to have cheated.... :lol:


What crashed deliberately going for the silver wear.

:o

domski 31-Oct-2005 22:18

Quote:

Originally posted by ericthered40
Quote:

Originally posted by antonye
I demand a recount! He's bound to have cheated.... :lol:


What crashed deliberately going for the silver wear.

:o

Ali obviously knew there was a prize up for grabs - he just tried too hard :lol:

ericthered40 31-Oct-2005 22:19

Quote:

Originally posted by domski
Quote:

Originally posted by ericthered40
Quote:

Originally posted by antonye
I demand a recount! He's bound to have cheated.... :lol:


What crashed deliberately going for the silver wear.

:o

Ali obviously knew there was a prize up for grabs - he just tried too hard :lol:


Anyone could see what he was up to :lol:

the old man 02-Nov-2005 09:34

I object in the stongest possible terms to my unsolicited inclusion in the list of has-been contenders for this spurious title - on the grounds that I didn't fall off in a race (that's me f***ed for next year! - moi superstitious?) and it wasn't my fault anyway (me being the innocent victim of some track day hero with more ego than ability). So there.

domski 02-Nov-2005 18:50

Yeah yeah - whatever :lol:

paynep 03-Nov-2005 22:47

Possible contender for next year's award?

http://www.racegirl.nl/PhotoGallery/...yingDucati.htm

Rattler 03-Nov-2005 22:56

That ol' Photoshop job!!!

NBs996 03-Nov-2005 23:26

And Skid's new bike...

http://www.racegirl.nl/PhotoGallery/.../MotorDump.htm

domski 03-Nov-2005 23:28

Quote:

Originally posted by NBs996
And Skid's new bike...

http://www.racegirl.nl/PhotoGallery/.../MotorDump.htm

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

That's the funniest thing I've read/seen for ages :D


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