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[kwikbitch]

Here's my recipe for Vodka and Redbull Xmas cake!

Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake

Ingredients:

1 cup water 1 cup of brown sugar

1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt Lemon Juice

4 large eggs Nuts

1 bottle of Vodka 1 can of Red Bull

2 cups dried fruit





Method:

1. Sample the vodka to check the quality.

2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.

3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink.

4. Repeat.

5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.

8. Flavour with red bull to taste.

9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.

10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

11. Pick fruit off floor

12. Mix on the turner.

13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.

14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed Rull.

15. Next shifft two cups of salt. Or something ... Who giveshz a shiz

16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder

17. Pick up the can, mop the floor

18. Check the vodka

19. Now shift the lemon juice and shtrain your nuts.

20. Add one table.

21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..

23. Don't forget to beat off the turner

24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, then finish the vodka

25. Fall into bed.


CHERRY MISHTMASH

[Redruth]

Well done Lisa.

But have you got any recipes with Baileys or Tia Maria? Can I use them instead of the Vodka?

Tell you what, I'll give it a go and let you know how I get on.

[rockhopper]

Here is my recipe for Special Brew christmas cake. Go to Tesco. Buy Special Brew and a ready mde Christams cake. Come home, drink Special Brew, eat xmas cake.

Much easier.

Hic.

[Brent]

I tried that one last Xmas, but forgot to add the red bull and fell asleep....!

[kwikbitch]

You wanna try my recipe for Ginbanoffee pie....

The only drawback is when you fall asleep whilst boiling tins of condensed milk!
Subsequently, when I ring the hubby instead of caller screening saying "asian babe" which it used to say, it now says "al Queeda"

[rockhopper]

You sure it wasnt evaporated milk that you were trying to boil Lisa?

[kwikbitch]

Originally posted by rockhopper
You sure it wasnt evaporated milk that you were trying to boil Lisa?

Well....It's supposed to be condensed but I didn't want to write an essay:P


WARNING...DO NOT BOIL TINS OF EVAPORATED MILK MISTAKEN FOR CONDENSED MILK!

[Edited on 1-12-2004 by kwikbitch]

[pedro]

santas going to get twisted on that lot lisa when he drops in:P

[kwikbitch]

Nah...doubt it Pedro!...I'd have /drunk eaten it first!
He gets a drink of milk and a carrot for rudoph and that's his lot! (My daughter says it's not good to drink and drive!)