And whilst you're at it, how's about:- a blind as a bat smiley a foot in the mouth smiley a letch smiley a **9 smiley - starts on left, gets half across page then brakes for no apparent reason a blade smiley - goes left to right without stopping (see MCN poll thread) a jack frost smiley - for those still in britain a tequila swigging sun tanned smiley - for those in nigeria (I am not jealous, honest)