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Old 01-Mar-2005, 23:05
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2 Gays & A Baby
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.

When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.

Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of whom are crying and
screaming.


One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely.



A nurse comes by, and to the gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.

Isn't it wonderful?" Neil says to Bob. "All these unhappy children,
and ours is so happy."

The nurse says, "Oh, sure he's happy now, but just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his butt."
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Old 01-Mar-2005, 23:07
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I can't believe a moderator just posted that !!!
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Old 01-Mar-2005, 23:14
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Leading from the front!

And their names are Neil and Bob, classic.
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