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Old 13-Mar-2005, 02:28
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FACT

A recent survey showed 98% of Scousers have had sex in the showers.

The other 2% have never been in prison.
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Old 13-Mar-2005, 09:25
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Gis a job!

A huge scouse bloke is sitting at a bar having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.

After 3 or 4 beers, the queer fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning over, he whispers in his ear:

"Do you want a blow job?"

At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar.

On returning to the bar, the amazed bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says. "Just what did he say to you?"

"I'm not sure" the big scouser replies. "Something about a job."

Tim
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Old 13-Mar-2005, 10:12
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And I bet you've got dozens more like that eh, Timothy.

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Old 14-Mar-2005, 08:52
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The only sentence in English (Scouse) that has all seven words beginning with the letter "D":-


Dey do do dat dough don't dey?
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Old 14-Mar-2005, 09:54
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Liverpool have had a referendum on the Euro and unanimously decided to stay with the giro...
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