Y\'might have heard it........... Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. > >> > >>Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl > in > >>the world." > >> > >>Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." > >> > >>Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the > > world." > >> > >>They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their > > >>claims verified. > >> > >>Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. > > "It's > >>official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world," > >> > >>Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the > > smallest > >>person in the world." > >> > >>Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking dejected and said, "Who the > > >>f?&k is Camilla Parker Bowles?" > > |