Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > feeling horny ?

[uncle porry]

I cannot believe that some race goers are complaining ( or should that be moaning) about air horns at race meetings, these same people who are happy to listen to 30 or so race cans wailing round the track with the tannoy commentary echoing in the background, then race over and off to the bike park to ride home on their machine which they have spent a fourtune on making as loud as possible......i just dont geddit..

[JPM]

What would you rather listen too? airhorns or 30+ race bikes at full chat howling round a circuit?

I know what I'd rather hear

[swannymere]

People with airhorns should be slapped,especially the ones at the football.It smacks of look at me,love me,i need attention.In short the sort of people who watch reality tv and think Trisha is high brow.





[Edited on 11-5-2005 by block42]

[swannymere]

Sorry i just HAD to get that off my chest,no offence meant

[Chaz]

I think they got the wrong bus & ended up at the Wrong match wa----------rs

[Jools]

I'll never forget the 2002 BSB at Donnington. Hizzy clinched the title as Emmett highsided right in front of us at the exit to the Foggy Esses.

During that meeting someone let an air horn off right in Fordie's ear. Fordie turned round to the culprit and as politely as he could said "LET THAT F****NG THING OFF AGAIN AND I'LL RAM IT UP YOUR F****NG A**SE"

It all went quiet after that. Good job too.

Airhorns should be labelled like packets of fags "WARNING. Repeated use of this device could result in severe rectal damage, injury or sudden death"

[swannymere]

:b urn::bur n:

[uncle porry]

well, err, ok, points taken, but...i`m just afraid that banning the air horns might just be the start of it and it`ll end up like football, no standing, y`know, sit down, shut up, watch the game, bit of applause when there`s a goal etc........at the european races they let off fireworks and all sorts in the crowd.....maybe you lot should take your pipe and slippers to the gp this year and sit in a nice comfy chair doing the occasional fart.........but please do try to not enjoy yourselves to much, it might get a bit loud.......

[Edited on 11-5-2005 by uncle porry]

[Edited on 11-5-2005 by uncle porry]

[Mark]

When I saw this title in todays thread, I thought WTF!!!

And ya talking bloody fog horns, here was me thinking ya were trying to find out if the female members of the board are horny!

I'll get me coat!

[HW]

Originally posted by Flanks
When I saw this title in todays thread, I thought WTF!!!

And ya talking bloody fog horns, here was me thinking ya were trying to find out if the female members of the board are horny!

I'll get me coat!

A cunning marketing ploy, me thinks ...