Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > What to do when you're retired

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Working people frequently ask us retired
people what we do to make our days interesting.


Well for example, the other day I went
into town and went to a shop in Grenfell street.

I was only in there
for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a copper writing out a
parking ticket.


I went up to him and said, "Come on mate,
how about giving a
senior a break?"


He ignored me and continued writing the
ticket.

I called him a Nazi.


He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn tyres.


So I called him a piece of dog sh*t.

He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a
third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes.


The more I abused him, the more tickets
he wrote.


Personally, I didn't give a sh*t.

I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now
that I'm retired.


It's important at my age.

[beek]

The day i retire im gone out of the u/k.
Over the last 20 years we have changed so much. I too am pi**ed of with the petty way goverment use to make money.
half of the time its only to make employment

The tv is full of crap too.
Give me the sun. peaceful surrounding anyday


victor MMMMMeldrew

[DC]

your lucky you didnt get nicked!

What was the third ticket for, public order type offence?

DC