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[Jasper]

George Best lay dying in his bed.


While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite Whiskey wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.


Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom.


And with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.

With laboured breath, he leant against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, Laid out upon the kitchen table were literally hundreds of glassses of his favourite Whiskey.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?



Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the Whiskey was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.



The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a glass at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife. "F**k off" she said, "They're for the funeral."

[Edited on 3-12-2005 by Jasper]

[Edited on 4-12-2005 by Jasper]

[dave996]

[adam]

looks like your easily pleased jasper Bad taste ?

[Jasper]

Adam,you have you cover all aspects and views,irrespective of your own personal opion.You want bad?

What have Gary Glitter and a box of matches got in common?








They both come in yellow boxes!!

[Real McCoy]

Gary Glitter was given the England managers job... Untill he tried putting Seaman into the under 15's

[Jasper]

Garry Glitter is going to be the new Dr Who.he will have two assistants:k-9 and Shelly-11.

[KeefyB]

Garry Glitter and George Best have a common bond.

They both had one tot too many.

[crm250]

Do they celebrate xmas in vietnam ?

Dunno but they will be hanging glitter anyway

[Jasper]

If Gary Glitter is executed he wants to be cremated and his ashes put in an Etch-A Sketch so that children can carry on playing with him after he's gone.

[Murray Mint]

Your a bad man Jasper.... Keep it up