| joke \'new pet\'
This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he
>
> had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he
>
> wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally
>
> bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his
> house.
> He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
>
> decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to
> have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box,
> "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"
> But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a
> bit but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,
> "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
> But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
> waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He
> decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
> against the centipede's house and shouting,
>
> "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink
>with me?
>
> A little voice came out of the box...........
>
>
> "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my fu**ing shoes on."  | 
16-Jan-2006, 16:00 
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