Possibly The Best Breakup Letter Ever...........

AK · 03-Feb-2006, 12:52

A soldier stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair on either of us. I'm sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,

Becky.

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note......

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take care,

Ricky.

Tonio600 · 03-Feb-2006, 12:55

Monty · 03-Feb-2006, 15:18

Classic.

John

guest1 · 03-Feb-2006, 15:27

If only women were female men, you could understand them.

psychlist · 03-Feb-2006, 15:37

Last time I heard that one you WERE 21! Still good for a giggle tho

Martinp · 03-Feb-2006, 16:55

YMFB · 04-Feb-2006, 00:23

v good pmsl

gaz3014 · 04-Feb-2006, 18:23

Quality!!!

kwikbitch · 04-Feb-2006, 18:36

Classic Charlotte!!!

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03-Feb-2006, 12:55	#2
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Monty DSC Club Member Ducati in my Blood Bikes: 1100S Multistrada, 450RT, Gilera Nordwest, Bultaco Frontera, Rickman Metisse-being built! Posts: 4,255 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Little Paxton Cambridgeshire Mood: Growing old-DISGRACEFULLY! Classic. John Reply

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guest1 Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,173 Join Date: Mar 2008 If only women were female men, you could understand them. Reply

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psychlist Registered Forum User Ducati in my Blood Bikes: Diavel, very non-std black & white ;) Posts: 4,701 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Over there Mood: Lucky? For some, maybe! Last time I heard that one you WERE 21! Still good for a giggle tho Reply

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YMFB Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Bikes: R1200RT F800GS. Hopefully another Ducati soon Posts: 2,526 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Salisbury v good pmsl Reply

04-Feb-2006, 18:23	#8
gaz3014 Registered Forum User Montjuic Posts: 50 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: North Yorks Mood: On the edge Quality!!! Reply

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kwikbitch Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Posts: 2,911 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Nottingham Mood: Smiley and waiting for the sunshine Classic Charlotte!!! Reply