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I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.



A voice came from the cubicle next to me:



"Hello mate, how are you going?"



I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks."



After a short pause, I heard the voice again



"So, what are you up to mate?"



Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.



Unsure what to say, I replied



"Umm, just having a quick poo... How about yourself?"



I then heard the voice for the third time.....



"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some `********` in the loo next to me answering everything I say."

[psychlist]

So that was YOU distracting me from my phone call

[KeefyB]

Quality!

[Teddy1]

Made me chuckle

Excellent.

[DC]

Nice.

[Carbon749]

Very good ....

But, on a serious note, why the f*** do some guys answer the phone when they are in the toilet .... it hapens you know it does .... why do it

[uncle porry]

[Mad Dog Bianchi]

bloody good fun!

[webbyc]

Nice one

[FiscusFish]

Originally posted by Carbon749


But, on a serious note, why the f*** do some guys answer the phone when they are in the toilet .... it hapens you know it does .... why do it

S'lovely....

You touch the bog door handle/seat/door etc. Then you touch your phone. Then you put it next to your ear and .... your mouth.....

Mmmmm tasty.......