There's an Englishman. Irishman and a Scotsman all talking about there daughters.
The Englishman says "i was cleaning my daughters room the other day and i found a packet of cigarettes, i was realy shocked a i had no idea she smokes".
The Scotsman says "thats nothing, i was cleaning my daughters room the other day and i found a bottle of vodka, i was really shocked as i didnt know she drank".
The Irishman says "the both of you have nothing to worry about, i was cleaning my daughters room the other day and found a packet of condoms, i didnt know she had a willy".