Have you been to Mallory when its cold ?
The killer fog creeps up from the lakes and starts by attacking your ankles.
Its bad enough there in April, but if its sub-or-near-zero as well its a day for the foolhardy.
Anyway TP (phil gets ready for slap #3) - you have enough trouble staying upright when there's no snow on the track - are you mad or what ???
This is ENGLAND NOT OZ !
Christmas means FROSTBITE NOT SUNBURN