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Old 20-Feb-2004, 21:34
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Part 2 of the KB and Mort story

Sad person that I am, I miss following the trials and tribulations blah dee blah so here's part 2

KBs bike is smaller than mine and got less quality
Slippers is wot real bikers talk about, should I have one or not and wot are the advantages/disadvantages, not pink fluffy things
Blooo is the real colour for SS's
Belly Pan is what goes bolts under the engine and not wot u rest on your stomach after a night on drambuie shandies
Over to you Lisa
Lurve you really!!!
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ps note I put you first this time, just for equality's sake, didnt want you moaning it was a male oriented thing (or maybe did)
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Old 21-Feb-2004, 18:28
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I cant even be bothered to discuss slippers and BHP with you if you cant even be bothered to turn up to Nelly's on your bike!!! What's up? Arthritis playing up?
Call me a girlie...Pah! no good showing off with your slicks and spare swing arm if they are displayed in the boot of your Jag!
(crosses arms with nose in the air and throws dirty look!)
AND YOUR COFFEE IS CRAP!

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PS Thanx for the hug when I was cold!
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Old 21-Feb-2004, 18:46
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the bitching continues:P
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Old 21-Feb-2004, 19:34
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So Mort gets a roasting for turning up in the Jag!
Be careful Lisa or I'll tell everyone what you were seen getting out of at Sutton Parkway
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Old 21-Feb-2004, 21:31
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Hey! iIm not ashamed to say I was seen getting out of a police car at Sutton Parkway...Thing is Mr Rushjob... You dropped me off without hand cuffs.

AND you whizzed off pretty sharpish:P
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Old 22-Feb-2004, 10:41
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I want to know what lisa woz doing getting out of a bacon m`bile???????????

is KB/lisa.............bacon ot worst still a warden!!!
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Old 22-Feb-2004, 12:28
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Old 22-Feb-2004, 13:30
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A gentleman never tells tales at any price.
Buy me a bag of chips & I'll tell all!
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Old 22-Feb-2004, 13:55
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A gentleman never tells tales at any price.
Buy me a bag of chips & I'll tell all!
OY! I thought you were meant to be cutting back...!
Bob...Make it a packet of snack a jacks or walkers lites and he'll tell all!:P
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Old 22-Feb-2004, 15:43
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An interesting offer lisa!
I would love to know how many people on here are police employee`s

Have a nice day!
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