Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Burger Van Shoot-out

[Desmondo]

Looks like a burger war has broken out in my home town.
BBC News Link

Apparently a burger van on an industrial estate moved on to someone else's "Burger Van" patch. So the original guy threatens to shoot the other one unless he moves on. A week later the new guy is knee-capped by the original burger homie, who then proceeds to run away (Yes, that's run. No getaway car involved) back to his burger van. The outcome should be of no surprise as the knee-capped dude phones the police and tells them what happened. They then promptly go and arrest the burger homie.

Right, I'm off out to set up a burger van. With one in hospital and the other in the slammer, business should be good

[Henners]

... wear your knee sliders for protection

[Desmondo]

This was taken shortly after the shooting

[antonye]

You think that's bad, the Police in this part of the county are having a crackdown on evil Coke dealers...

[uncle porry]

desmondo, i`ll have a double mushroom burger with onions please.... oh, and a nice cup of tea...

[BlueBell]

[rcgbob44]

Desmondo
I`ll have a lardy burger with extra lard and cheese!

[Desmondo]

No probs with the burgers guys. That'll be £15 each.
What do you mean that's expensive? You seen the price of bullet proof vests these days?

[Dazza]

Make those mushrooms 'Angels Trumpets'!
Go on ask me why....

[Edited on 2-3-2004 by Dazza]

[uncle porry]

ok dazza, why ??