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Old 26-Feb-2004, 16:19
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just when you thought you knew everything

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood
plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or
older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. (or hair, in my case!)

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "MarlboroMan."

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. (and does anybody care?!)

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson Clinton.

And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

Now you know everything there is to know.

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Old 26-Feb-2004, 16:47
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but why are we here...?? and who shot JR?
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Old 26-Feb-2004, 16:58
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AND...Whos God is the true God?
Allah, Jehovah, Budda, Krishna....etc?
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Old 26-Feb-2004, 17:03
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Some of those aren't true, eg:
http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/duckecho.htm
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Old 26-Feb-2004, 17:41
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you lot are so picky



God has to be the guy who brought the 916 into the world ???????
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Old 26-Feb-2004, 18:21
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So who did shoot JR?
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Old 26-Feb-2004, 18:42
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So who did shoot JR?
OMG! What is wrong wiv me!!!! I cant even post properly anymore...Read or write!Tch...
It was Sue Ellen...And she shot him coz he didn't own a DUKE:P

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Old 26-Feb-2004, 18:46
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I thought it was Bobby becasuse he wouldn't share the shower...
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Old 26-Feb-2004, 19:24
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Now you've got me thinking...
Was it Lucy the poisoned dwarf...coz he wouldn't buy her a pair of new shoes with insteps?
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Old 26-Feb-2004, 19:26
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It was Cliff Barnes - cos JR drained the oil out of his hardly engine - oops - meant nicked his oil wells!
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