Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Proof that girls are evil

[Desmondo]

As if any was really needed, I now have solid proof that girls are evil.

As we all know, girls require time and money:
Girls = Time x Money

And we also know that Time = Money, therefore: Girls = Money x Money = Money(squared)

We also know that money is the root of all evil: Money = (root)Evil, therefore Girls = (root)Evil(squared)

By simplifying this last equation, we can therefore conclude that:
Girls = Evil

[AK]

Erm, Desmondo - you appear to have the wrong wording in there - should read:

MEN!

C (not a girl - but.... woman!:P )

[Iconic944ss]

At the risk of being totally un-PC....

While being 'dragged' around a lovely shopping centre the other day I saw a shop with two sets of 'funny' cups with slogans printed on them....

One said "Sex....the only job men do quickly"

The other " Women......half the population and twice the brains"

So obviously penned by one of the fairer sex with such accuracy......

Hardly surprising the shelves were still very full of the junk !!!!!!!!!

Ferocious Frank

[plinkplinkfizz]

This was a reply I got via email:

I think your maths is fundamentally flawed - you forgot that girls are manipulative as well as evil - so please do try and pay attention.......I will explain this very quickly due to time pressure

Girls = evil + manipulative

Girls = (time + money) + manipulative

Girls = (money + money) + manipulative

Girls = (2money) + manipulative

Cx = neither 2 money nor manipulative =

q.e.d. Cx is not a girl!

I might be a girlie now and again but never a girl!

[rcgbob44]

Jesus, I1m staying well out of this one!!!!!

[Mark]

Originally posted by plinkplinkfizz
This was a reply I got via email:

I think your maths is fundamentally flawed - you forgot that girls are manipulative as well as evil - so please do try and pay attention.......I will explain this very quickly due to time pressure

Girls = evil + manipulative

Girls = (time + money) + manipulative

Girls = (money + money) + manipulative

Girls = (2money) + manipulative

Cx = neither 2 money nor manipulative =

q.e.d. Cx is not a girl!

I might be a girlie now and again but never a girl!

I've got a head ache now

[kwikbitch]

Originally posted by plinkplinkfizz
This was a reply I got via email:

I think your maths is fundamentally flawed - you forgot that girls are manipulative as well as evil - so please do try and pay attention.......I will explain this very quickly due to time pressure

Girls = evil + manipulative

Girls = (time + money) + manipulative

Girls = (money + money) + manipulative

Girls = (2money) + manipulative

Cx = neither 2 money nor manipulative =

q.e.d. Cx is not a girl!

I might be a girlie now and again but never a girl!

Woah!!!!!
That told you!!!!!!:P

[Road Runner]

Well all I can say is we would be a queer lot without them

[Firefly]

Desmondo

Dont make it so obvious that you aint gettin none mate

[nik_the_brief]

And I thought my Ducati reliability theory post was controversial!