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[BlueBell]

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said "I don't know if I Could, I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few Inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"








So I hung up.



Come on guys, how many of you ahve done this?

[BlueBell]

Originally posted by weeksy
you've not put on that much weight, although those pants did look a little on the snug side when i saw you.

Its the pregnancy you see

PS - CHEEKY GIT!!!! LOL

[BlueBell]

Originally posted by weeksy
that explains the bit hanging over your pants at the front...

thanks for clearing it up for me....

Yeah, they've become saggy in my old age