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[TP]

Originally posted by Lily
I have even been on the intranet reading up about how great we are... now that really is boredom!

As Flavour Flav once said "Don't believe the hype!"

You should try reading BP's intranet! Or if you REALLY want a giggle you should try reading Microsoft's!

[JPM]

2 in a month.... what? since you got it? or two in the last week?

I noticed the last meal... the Chilli, there seemed to be some left over, probably hidden in the deepest darkest realms of my freezer...

[Jools]

How about looking further down this board (bored?) and reading the smoke bomb instructions.

Set one of those off

That should set the fire alarms going and you can spend an hour in the car park chatting to all your colleagues while they evacuate the building

Wait a minute though....the instant dismissal that goes with that plan might make it a non starter

[Lily]

hmmm...Jools you are a very bad boy...hmmmmm

It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't mean that I would be stood in the car park talking to a bunch of American Enterprise Architects that actually think that the consolidation and reallocation of servers to create a virtual server environment for on demand use is actually interesting.....

[TP]

Originally posted by Lily
hmmm...Jools you are a very bad boy...hmmmmm

It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't mean that I would be stood in the car park talking to a bunch of American Enterprise Architects that actually think that the consolidation and reallocation of servers to create a virtual server environment for on demand use is actually interesting.....

Cool, they could use Vmotion to dynamically move images between hardware platforms maintaining a stateful connection combined with monitoring and operational processes you can have an automated provisioning sysytem

err ....

[Lily]

oh dear oh dear oh dear...

fancy a job? You would fit right in here

[TP]

Originally posted by Lily
oh dear oh dear oh dear...

fancy a job? You would fit right in here

Well ....

My contract is being passed from project to project at the moment, might need to put my cap in hand

[Lily]

Well if you are capable of talking jibberish as above then you would fit right in here

You do however, need the ability to describe and sell a fantastic solution before handing it over to delivery who will realise its not actually possible to meet the requirements

[TP]

Originally posted by Lily
Well if you are capable of talking jibberish as above then you would fit right in here

You do however, need the ability to describe and sell a fantastic solution before handing it over to delivery who will realise its not actually possible to meet the requirements

Oh you must work for <insert any IT solutions company name here> then!

[Lily]

well guessed

We are particularly well known for our ability in this area