| Not been about lately Mort but was good to see you mate.
Hope everything is hunky dorey for you over in that lovely warm country you will be going to.
You is a one and only mate, you will be missed in body but not in mind as I think a t'internet connection will be sorted soon after your arrival there!
Keep in touch dude
Bestest
Yella
PS. It was worth the journey to see Lisa in a skirt????
Yes peeps, she has real legs! | 
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