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[weeian]

i was doin 70 down a farmiliar B road, As i turned the bend i was greeted by a sheep in the middle of the road standing there frozen. So happy with my Brembos that night as i stopped about half a foot off the sheep, quick blip of the Termi's and it bolted. Had visions of goin over the handle bars and everything.

/ian

[philthy]

Originally posted by Davieravie
Anyone hit any foxes? I just missed one doing about a ton. Dont know who left the bigger trail of pooh.............me or the fox

Christ! What was the fox riding? Never seen one going faster than 50 around here

[Carbon749]

A mate who was following me saw the squirrel incident ......... stopped and took a pic .... complete with front tyre tread

[weeian]

your Lucky as hell m8 !! especially on someone elses bike.

/ian

[scully]

FRiend of mine swerved in his M3 to avoid a rabbit and did £13000 worth of damage after losing control and binning it in a field - Ive never laughed so much in my life. 13 grand coz of a bleedin bunny! Plus the guy is a total d**khead, arrgh there is a god!

[749er]

ahhh the true fate of BMW's who would of thought that their drivers had a heart.

Almost totalled a bunny last week in the dark, thought he was staring right at me, and hoping he wasnt going to move, just kept my line. I then realised it was looking ar the looming volvo that I had just squirted in front of as I joined the dual carraigeway. I am sure it would have taken it out

Isnt Spring the worst time for roadkill?

[scully]

Originally posted by 749er
ahhh the true fate of BMW's who would of thought that their drivers had a heart.

Almost totalled a bunny last week in the dark, thought he was staring right at me, and hoping he wasnt going to move, just kept my line. I then realised it was looking ar the looming volvo that I had just squirted in front of as I joined the dual carraigeway. I am sure it would have taken it out

Isnt Spring the worst time for roadkill?

Well I should have said that the only reason he swerved was coz his wife was in the car and would have 'killed him' if he'd run it over!

So nah they're all heartless and as a mate of mine said to me the other day - what the difference between a beemer driver and a hedgehog?
A: The hedgehog has its pricks on the outside!

[yorkshire pud]

couple off years ago. on a blade. mate 1 on fj mate 2 on blade. comes belting down to this tricky corner mate 2 comes past ,waving. were braking. his still waviing. we know his not going to get round corner. he binned it arsed in to this blokes garden. lying there makeing. horrble noises. this bloke comes out off house ,says ave seen a lot worse. he happened to be a ex club racer, i coulnt stop laughing. anyway back to animals, how come them sheep. just .wander strait into your path, they allways scare me .i poo before the sheep. there good at chicken.