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| #1  14-Oct-2005, 12:35 | ||||
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| Friday Joke Bob and Molly are a middle aged couple, and when they're getting ready for bed Molly is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a long hard look at herself "You know, dear," she says," I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman,my face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist,and my bum is hanging out a mile.I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and looks at him wistfully and says, "Compliment me how you used to, and tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself. Bob studies her intently for a moment, thinking about how to respond, then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's definitely nothing wrong with your eyesight." Services for Bob will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 in St.Paul's Memorial Chapel.   |
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