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> What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Lester Piggott?
> Lester Piggott is allowed to ride four year olds.
>
> What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne?
> Acne won't come on your face until you're fourteen
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> Did you hear Gary Glitter was in C&A?
> He heard boys pants were half-off!
>
> What did the woman say to Gary Glitter on the beach?
> Excuse me sir, you're in my son
>
> How do you know when its time for bed in the Glitter household?
> When the big hand touches the little hand!
>
> What sparkles like a diamond and can fit in a schoolgirls ring?
> Gary Glitter!
>
> The similarity between Gary Gliiter and whisky?
> They both come in small tots.
>
> What's shiny and comes in little cans?
> Gary Glitter
>
> What do you do if Gary Glitter is drowning?
> Throw him a boy!
>
> What's the difference between Gary Glitter and greyhound racing?
> The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.
>
> What's 2 foot tall and stands at the end of little girls beds ?
> Gary Glitter's boots.
>
> Gary Glitter and his girlfriend are in Blockbuster to hire a video
> for the evening.
> Mr. Glitter's girlfriend asks him what he wants.
> He says "How about we get Aladdin ?"
> His girlfriend says "Can't we just get a video, you're in enough
> trouble already."
>
> Where's he going on holiday next year?
> To Tampa with the kids.
>
Little girl "Mummy, mummy, do they have christmas decorations in
Vietnam?"
Mom "Not usually dear but this year they are hanging Glitter!"  | 
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