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[kwikbitch]

One morning a certain teacher was at a loss with 5 minutes to spare before assembly... so she asked
"Does anyone have any news they would like to tell the class?"
Jimmy chimes up "Me miss... I saw a cat this morning and it was dead on the road"
"Oh! How awful!", says the teacher..."But are you sure it was dead?"
"Yes miss..", said Jimmy "But how do you know?", said the teacher.
" Coz I pi55ed in its ear!" said Jimmy
Wide eyed the teacher said," you did what jimmy?"
"I pi55ed in his ear...like this" Jimmy duly bends over to the teacher and says quietly....
"pssssssssst!"