My mate is going through a hard time at the moment, so I pop in to see how he is.
He seems in good heart, especially when he tells me this-
His daughter and her boyfriend purchased a horse. So they borrow a 4x4 and a horse trailer. Pick up the horse, and take it to where ever they were going to keep it. When they get there, the horse is not too happy about the transport and bolts off down the road.
Eventually they manage to settle the runaway horse down and put it safely in the barn.
Then boyfriend and daughter decide that as the 4x4 and horse box need a wash.
"you follow me in my new van to the car wash" said the boyfriend.
So off they go. Boyfriend in the car wash complete with 4x4 and horse box, daughter at the pump refuelling.
Do you get the picture?
The car wash brush spins over the 4x4, gets to the box and thinks "what the hell is this?", so it proceeds to mangle itself around the box, totally destroying it in seconds. Of course the box is still conected to the 4x4, so the brush decides to rip the whole back off that aswell.
By now there is a sizable crowd gathering. All filming and looking on in disbelief.
Meanwhile the car wash has gone into self-destruct mode, totally collapsing.
The daughter, menwhile stands confidently at the fuel pump filling their brand new diesel van with unleaded petrol.
In which they drive away in, well for about 2 miles anyway..
03-Mar-2006, 10:12 
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