Sorry Dommy,
It's a bit like when you're at school as a nipper, and you have a crush on that really fit bird, with big.....brains. You remember how you're a bit mean to them, just so as they won't know the truth...or at least so as it's not
quite as obvious.
Well that's how it is. I talk about you all the time to my close friends and say how luvvverly you are!
No...really....
Right, must dash, i'm having your name tattooed on my ass under the D's.
You'll be right next to Dame Thora Hird.
