My Dad's got one, although his is a GT, the hard top version. When I were a lad, it fitted him (driving), me and my girlfriend in it. I was obviously in significantly better shape back then!
My dad has a beard, so yes it's true what Clarkson and that lot say - MG's are driven by old bearded men!
No, no no. The title is MGB ROASTER, not roadster, and roasting is when you get hold of some dolly and between the two of you, you.....oh, never mind. It's a favourite one with footballers in hotel rooms. Prap's it's just me with a really sick and depraved sense of humour round here!