| Grave secrets.
Two women, in a very drunken state, walking home after a "Girlie" night out, felt themselves with a need to relieve themselves.
At this moment they are passing a church and decide to relieve themselves behind the headstones in the graveyard.
As they finish they both realise that there is nothing to "Blot" themselves with.
One of them decides to use her knickers and throw them away, but the other
is wearing very expensive underwear, so is reluctant to lose them.
Noticing a recently occupied grave nearby which had lots of fresh flowers, amongst which was a lavish bouquet, tied with a soft broad ribbon.
This will do she determined, and without another thought duly pulls the bouquet over and uses the ribbon to dry herself.
Both women then completed their tipsy way home.
The following morning, the husband of the first woman phoned the husband of the second, exclaiming;
"We need to keep our eye on our wives, mine came home without her knickers on last night".
"You think you have problems", the second hubby said,"mine came home with a card stuck up her arse, which read : [ We'll never forget you - From all the lads at the fire station]!"
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