Santa has a problem

clockwork orange · 23-Dec-2004, 21:17

Santa will not make it to the USA this year. He has been banned as:

He has a beard.

He wears funny clothes.

He originally came from a Muslim country.

He is bringing animals that have not been properly quarantined.

He has not declared a flight path to the FAA.

He intends to fly close to tall buildings.

He is a self confessed house breaker on many millions of occasions.

He is carrying millions of parcels that he has not packed himself and
which have not been cleared by security
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Bl**dy Americans.....

kwikbitch · 23-Dec-2004, 21:21

AND he Flies whilst intoxicated on MILLIONS of glasses of Sherry!

madmav · 24-Dec-2004, 13:26

and he realy did EAT ALL THE PIES

Mark · 24-Dec-2004, 13:27

No, I ate all the pies

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23-Dec-2004, 21:21	#2
kwikbitch Registered Forum User Ducati Meccanica Posts: 2,911 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Nottingham Mood: Smiley and waiting for the sunshine AND he Flies whilst intoxicated on MILLIONS of glasses of Sherry! Reply

24-Dec-2004, 13:26	#3
madmav Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Bikes: 1098 Posts: 3,060 Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: West Midlands Mood: Chilled and he realy did EAT ALL THE PIES Reply

24-Dec-2004, 13:27	#4
Mark Registered Forum User BSB Star Posts: 6,397 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Fareham, Hampshire No, I ate all the pies Reply