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Old 10-Feb-2005, 12:11
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This is a copy of an email recently received by B&Q customer services:

Dear Sir/Madam,
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?


Yours Sincerely,

John Roberts
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Old 10-Feb-2005, 12:16
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Old 10-Feb-2005, 12:51
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Old 10-Feb-2005, 13:02
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Old 10-Feb-2005, 23:51
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