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[reservoircogs]

know u lot are quick witted ava look
https://www.reservoircogs.com/sitese...orto rder=asc

[chicken]

"Barry Johnson warms up ahead of his attempt to break his own world record for lifting a motorbike with his nipples"

"Fred attempts to distract attention from the non-standard clutch cable by waving his arse in the air"

"Don't be shy and come in front of the bike - that way the whole world can admire your legs as well"

[Rally]

Taken from Reservoircogs Customer's Bikes section
KEV ELLIS AKA SKIDLIDS 600SS

Kevs 600ss loadsa bits n bobs from us including engine wheels etc - Kevs racing in the NORTH GLOS CLUB new series which sees 600ss's and monster 600's plus later 620 engine bikes race together-

I think you need to correct the facts on that one bud

[Iconic944ss]

"Stop trying to have sex with it Fred - thats not what it means by 'direct injection"

[mikesps]

"No the key isn't in here. I must have left it in Jerez."

OR...

"I'll even throw in this spare frame hinge."

[Edited on 9-10-2005 by mikesps]

[monstermob 998]

well,,, it only had three cylinders when i left home, the devils own work!!!




( for those that dont know its a kawasaki H1 triple with an added cylinder to make the capacity 666 cc) originally put together by alan millyard- i have seen it in the flesh and it is a brilliant piece of engineering

i'll get me anorak

[Edited on 9-10-2005 by monstermob 998]

"Antiques Roadshow - Bikers Special"

"In white jeans you could show widescreen TV on that *rse"

"Is this the one Jordan sat on ..... sniff sniff"

[chicken]

mornin' pietro - still up for dim sum?