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 08-Nov-2005, 21:49 | #1 |
| Oh,how i laughed!! " Can I have some Irish Sausages please, asked Paddy. " The Assistant looked at him and asked " Are you Irish? " " If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya, ay? Would ya? " The assistant says, " Well no " . " And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if was American What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish? " " Well, I probably wouldn't, " With self-indignation, the man says, " Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages? " The Assistant replies, " Because you're in bloody Homebase"  | |
| 09-Nov-2005, 01:01 | #3 |
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