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[Davieravie]

Test for Dementia
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)












First Question:
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< span>You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?





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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you too! k for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?



Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....









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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't be! lieve it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
....Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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< span>Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?





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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!

[Edited on 17-12-2005 by Davieravie]

[ScottyB]

Aye Aye very good Jambo!!

Helped fill that awkward gap after lunch when all you really want to do is curl up and have a power snooze.

Never mind only 1 hour 7 minutes till kick off and the mighty "Queens 11" whip yer ****!!

Come on the Gers!!!

[Davieravie]

Originally posted by ScottyB
Aye Aye very good Jambo!!

Helped fill that awkward gap after lunch when all you really want to do is curl up and have a power snooze.

Never mind only 1 hour 7 minutes till kick off and the mighty "Queens 11" whip yer <b>censored</b> !!

Come on the Gers!!!

Did ye manage to get them all wrong Scotty? Thought as much. I could hear the cogs turning in yer heid from here!!The test was a dementia one.......no for people born wi mental incapabilities like most you HUNS!!! Yous have got 1 last meaningful game left this season (against VillaReal) and then you can stick the last of your season ticket on ebay and get yersel a sticker for yer bike!!!!!!! :P

[ScottyB]

1 - 0 at half time ya plastic Hun Bassa...........

Join in if you know the words!!!!

Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy