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Old 18-Mar-2006, 13:46
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Crap American joke. You have been warned........

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her
> gynecologist.
> >
> > "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years!
> > " There's nothing you can't tell me."
> >
> > "This one's kind of strange..."
> >
> > "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
> >
> > "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning
> and
> > heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the
> > water was full of pennies."
> >
> > "I see."
> >
> > "That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink,
> > there were nickels in the bowl."
> >
> >
> > "That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and
> there
> > were dimes and this morning there were quarters!
> > You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm
> scared
> > out of my wits!"
> >
> > The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
> > "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."
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> > > (Ready for this?)
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> > > (I'm warning you.....)
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> > > (Still not too late....delete now!)
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> > > ~~~
> > > "You're simply going through the change!
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Old 19-Mar-2006, 00:05
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Thats actually better than i expected, but only just
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Old 19-Mar-2006, 00:42
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Spen outside now
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Old 20-Mar-2006, 09:34
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Thank god he hasn`t paid lizy his membership fee yet, saves throwing him out of the club!
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