Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Mav's ode to the DSC

[madmav]

Ode to D S C

I brought a duke and looked around
To find a club where the people were sound
Then one day, by chance, you see
I spied upon the DSC
“Log in” it said and so I did,
Beware of posts by hissing Sid
At my laptop I duly wrote
Hi I’m Mav, I’ll get my coat and hat,
Shall I get my baseball bat?
A post came back a moment later
“Welcome Mav! What’s the matter?”
KB, I said, “How do you do?”
Weeksy replied “Who the **** are you?”
It was great in those days, banter and all,
Dibble, Rattler, Nelly and Paul

BDG, Mort and me talked late in the evening for a all to see
Some cheeky, some laughter and some quite blue
The days before our membership was due
We had such a laugh and sometimes tensions were high
But nowadays, and I say with a sigh
Sometimes it brings a tear to my eye!
What’s happened to the DSC?
Desmo Due made it sterile you see!
Before I go, I just like to say
Happy times we had in those days!

Good Luck to one and all,
If you’re ever in trouble, just give me a call!!

Mav

[Tonio600]

I struggle to understand the 24th line...

[madmav]

Originally Posted by Tonio600

I struggle to understand the 24th line...

There's a supprise !lol

[Sharpy G]

Mav,
like the ode
dunno 'bout you but my posts are never sterile, infact some, if not most, turn completely daft !

[MJS]

Originally Posted by Sharpy G

Mav,
like the ode
dunno 'bout you but my posts are never sterile, infact some, if not most, turn completely daft !

Most of my posts get ignored....

(anyone replying to this will get a visit from Mav and his bat....)

[doogalman]

Mav, don't feel to down about change. We new blood are allways here for banter.

"I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens on a hostile world"
Russell Baker

[Tonio600]

Originally Posted by doogalman

Mav, don't feel to down about change. We new blood are allways here for banter.

I'm only 26 but sometimes I yet find it difficult to accept that I'm getting older and older and things do evolve all around me...

[BDG]

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would ffff..........................





Fall off.



God i'd never make a poet.


Mav you surprise me with your poetry.
The banter has gone missing from here, having said that there is a lot of irreverant banter on DuN. All good natured though.

I'm not trying to promote DuN, just passing comment, i still seem to post more on here though.

[rcgbob44]

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket........................ok I`ll get my coat!!!!