Northern mans life expectancy.....

andyb · 10-Oct-2006, 08:56

So why do all you chubbys up north have a two year less life expectancy than us athletes down sarf?........according to the news

Ains. · 10-Oct-2006, 09:11

It's a fallacy, we just live life quicker, and don't spend so much of it in traffic queues.

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Ains.

philthy · 10-Oct-2006, 09:21

It's all the s*x, it shortens your life you know.

Ray · 10-Oct-2006, 09:43

Yorkshire.........................No 1 for fat blokes according to the news..........result!

Shorter life expectancy? thats right, its grim oop North, you boys stay where you are darn sarf, and leave the stuff like over drinking, over eating, underexercising in the Gym, over exercising in the bedroom, and riding like loons on the road to us

got to go, the pie van is on its way round

Yum, Yum, PIE

Ray.

MARTIN H · 10-Oct-2006, 10:43

Aye 2 years less

But the quality of life up here makes up for it

Wouldnt want to live anywhere else in the UK.

Ains. · 10-Oct-2006, 10:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by MARTIN H

Wouldnt want to live anywhere else in the UK.

You are soooooo right there Mart'.

We moved back up north in 1988, it was a rat race back then and the rats were winning. :big grin:

Ains.

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10-Oct-2006, 08:56	#1
andyb Registered Forum User BSB Star Posts: 6,720 Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: northampton Mood: Has change happened...must of missed it! Northern mans life expectancy..... So why do all you chubbys up north have a two year less life expectancy than us athletes down sarf?........according to the news Reply

10-Oct-2006, 09:11	#2
Ains. Registered Forum User Mille Posts: 323 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: No fixed abode Mood: He's not happy {:o( He's back at sea! It's a fallacy, we just live life quicker, and don't spend so much of it in traffic queues. ) Ains. Reply

10-Oct-2006, 09:21	#3
philthy Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,028 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Wirral Mood: Can't make me mind up It's all the s*x, it shortens your life you know. Reply

10-Oct-2006, 10:43	#5
MARTIN H Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,420 Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Nelson, Lancashire Aye 2 years less But the quality of life up here makes up for it Wouldnt want to live anywhere else in the UK. Reply