 |
| | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
| |
 24-Nov-2006, 12:26 | #1 |
| Registered Forum User 888 at Last !!!  Posts: 957 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Colchester, Essex Mood: On the up White Van Man Since it's Christmas...  Courtesy of two other forums... This is from a new book out for Christmas entitled "When Jack sued Jill - Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times" by Felix Dennis who is the proprietor of Auto Express Magazine - thought you may like it! White Van Man[To the tune of Old King Cole] White Van Man has a very white van And a very white van has he. Except for the dents and the rust by the vents And some very rude Graf-ee-teeeee. He drives in his van as fast as he can And he neither hears nor sees, He clings to his phone like a dog with a bone While he steers with one of his kneeeees. He picks his nose while the tailback grows And yacks to his front seat crew, But a fool so rash as to honk or flash Will receive the fingers twooooo. Oh, White Van Man has a very wide clan Who profess no Highway Code, They'll shunt your rear and yell in your ear As they U-turn in the roooooad. He stamps on his brakes when he overtakes As he cuts up you and me, For White Van Man has a very white van... And a very white van has heeeee! | |
| 24-Nov-2006, 13:10 | #4 |
| Registered Forum User 500SD  Posts: 823 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Alton Mood: On top of the world | |
Hybrid Mode
