let the chuckles begin 4D - >>> >>>MICHAEL BUERK on BBC watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a >>>male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage >>>remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other >>>and he's only come in his shorts." >>> >>>KEN BROWN commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny >>>Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick >>>likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself." >>> >>>MIKE HALLETT discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: >>>"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he >>>gets." >>> >>>JACK BURNICLE was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on >>>World Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, >>>and I bet he wished he had a hard on now." >>> >>>CHRIS TARRANT discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith >>>Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first >>>by herself in bed last night." >>> >>>STEWART MACHIN on Winning Post, commentating on jockey Tony >>>McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs >>>and likes what he sees." >>> >>>ROSS KING discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: >>>"Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg." >>> >>>CRICKETER NEIL FAIRBROTHER hit a single during a Durham v >>>Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his >>>lovely soft hands he just tossed it off." >>> >>>CLAIR FRISBY talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: >>>"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night >>>like this." >>> >>>JAMES ALLEN interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: >>>"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by >>>Barrichello?" >>> >>>STEVE RYDER covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better >>>today after a 69." >>> >>>BROUGH SCOTT'S commentary at Doncaster racecourse may have been >>>about the new stand: "My word," he said, "look at that magnificent >>>erection!" >>> >>>WILLIE CARSON was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a >>>big race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a >>>night about coming from different positions." >>> >>>METRO RADIO - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got >>>eleven Dicks on the field." >>> >>>NEW ZEALAND Rugby commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when >>>Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." >>> >>>CARENZA LEWIS about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team >>>Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it!" >>> >>>A FEMALE news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have >>>snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, >>>where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only >>>did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because >>>they were laughing so hard!
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